• Rosie

    Claws

    Julia wrote this sad story about a lion named Cleopatra. It’s a tragedy, so if, unlike me, you don’t like tragedies, don’t read it. She named all the lions after weird historical people. Here it is.   I ran and made a flying leap onto the giraffe’s back, narrowly missing one of its bone shattering and lethal kicks. My claws dug into its thick and leathery skin as I struggled to hold on and slowly clambered up its back. When I reached its neck, I bit down hard. Far below me, my pride wove between the giraffe’s legs and attacked them. They gave out underneath it and the mountain of…

  • Julia

    Gollum’s Origin Story

    We all know this popular LOTR character. He starts out as Smeagol, one of the Stoors , one of the river folk ancestors of hobbits. On his 33rd birthday, he went fishing with his cousin, Deagol,. Deagol got a bite from a particularly big fish, which pulled him in. His eye caught on a shiny object in the bottom of the river. It was the one ring, which had been lost for centuries. So naturally, he picked it up. Smeagol, who had been a pretty bad Stoor in the first place, saw it and asked Deagol for it since it was his birthday. Deagol said no and Smeagol strangled him,…

  • Rosie

    hello!

    Hi! I’m Rosie. I’m ADORABLE, aren’t I? I love cheesecake and cereal. Once I jumped on the table when my people were away and ate an ENTIRE cheesecake. It was delicious, but of course, my people were mad when they got home. But I don’t care, I’d do it again if I got the chance.